Quotes about Life and Real Estate

I came across these while surfing the net.

 

“I always keep a Ziploc bag in my pocket, and wherever I go I fill up my bag with dirt, because my goal is to be the largest land holder in the world by the time I’m 42.”

― Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

 

“I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit.”

― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

 

“When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. ‘You don’t pay me back I break both yer legs.’ Is that all? You won’t take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don’t even have to sign anything. ”

― Craig Ferguson

 

“I’m very harsh on real estate agents. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s because of how the call every small house ‘charming’ and every run-down house a ‘great fixer-upper’. Just once, I’d like them to show me a house and declare, ‘This one’s a piece of crap’.”

― Stephan Pastis

 

“Real estate is the best investment on earth, however, when the music stops playing, which happens occasionally, don’t be the one left without a chair.”

― Steven Ivy – Attorney Entrepreneur

 

“ My grandfather used to say ‘It is my house I am paying the bills’, my dad used to say ‘this is my house I pay the mortgage’, my generation is saying this is my house I pay the rent.”

― Csaba Gabor-B.